I’ve always had issues with being consistent with my goals. I’m lazy, and easily distracted. I have a habit of starting and stopping things, including this substack.
Instead of feeling guilty and avoiding this substack entirely, I could just post a delayed April movie round up.
Some life updates I haven’t fully processed yet:
My first Maude Night show at UCB was April 29th, 2024. The first time I auditioned for Maude Night was in 2008. It’s been a long time goal and I’m glad I finally reached it. I really enjoy working with my team Baby Todd (who’s next show is this Monday. Tix here.)
In a few weeks, it’ll be Smokey’s 3 year gotcha day. Smokey’s influence on my life cannot be understated. I wake up every day because of her. She’s my best walking buddy, and the queen of naps. A truly marvelous creature.
1. New Jack City (1991)
5 stars
“Pookie got used.”
2. Robot Jox (1989)
3 out of 5 stars
"Playing with action figures is the movie.”
3. Civil War (2024)
2 out of 5 stars
“Photojournalism is punk rock.”
4. Death Race 2000 (1975)
5 stars
“I gagged when Stallone threw the clam sauce at that one guy.”
5. A Scanner Darkly (2006)
4 out of 5 stars
“My job is to narc on my loser friends.”